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You find bits of hay in your shoes...
your diary has i luv ___ (ur horses name)
your gloves smell of horses
you dream horses
your bedroom is full of rosettes
you dont mind getting up at 6am to muck him out
your bookmark is a pic of you and your horse
your horse always comes first
you will get up at 5am to bath your horse before a show
you tack clean on your kitchen table
you keep that bit of tail that you cut
this is just a bit of fun, does anyone else have any other comments or suggestions?
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WHEN YOU TWO-POINT SPEED BUMPS WHILE ON THE ROAD!!!
--I've done this all my life and started the trend at my stables when we all go out to lunch...I yell "two-point" then we all two-point, including crest release, then count "strides" to the next speed bump
When you walk into a grocery store, and a random old man sniffs the air and says "Wooo-Wee! Smells like a horse here!" and you quietly sneak away to the next aisle.
When you're usually dressed in breeches, a polo, and tall boots when eating in a restaurant or seeing a movie.
When you have to be DRAGGED (literally) to your Hawaiian vacation by your family.
When you think your parents are serious when they ask "Why don't you just spend the night at the barn"?
When you use your horse's pulled mane hair as a prop for drama.
When you whinny to your horse as a greeting (I've taught myself how to, and horses sometimes respond!).
When you and your friends make a horsey rap
(for example: whinny nicker nicker snort, whinny nicker nicker snort....makes a great game when on a long drive in the car...little did we know, our instructor and the other cars were listening on the opposite end of the walkie-talkies)
When someone says "...horse" and you scream "WHERE!!!!" and just about jump out of the moving vehicle.
When you go to Seaworld to see the clydesdales.
When you're on a tour of a castle, see some horses, and never get to the castle because you're too busy taking pics of the horses on the trail leading to it.
When you're main concern when choosing a vacation location is how close are the nearest stables.
When you keep an extra set of clothes at the barn in case you're staying at a friend's place closer to the stables.
When half your wardrobe is breeches and polo shirts.
When your HORSE has more designer clothes than you.
When you refer to your horse as your "boy/baby" around non-horsey people, and they look at you with "isn't she a little too young" written on their foreheads.
When you'll make a birthday poster, throw a party, and make a cake for your horse, but you just go to the barn as usual for your 16th birthday.
When you can usually say your horses age before you can remember your own.
When you want a Eskadrons and a saddle for your sweet sixteen instead of a car.
When you read your horse a bedtime story.
When you take a lock of horsehair you found caught in a fence as a souvenir (shampoo it, rinse it, braid it into a pretty souvenir)
When you fall off a horse into a bank full of water and get stepped on and jump up saying "I LOVE CROSS-COUNTRY!!!"
When you pass out yourself because you were too busy brushing/refilling the buckets of your horse to get yourself a drink of water (been there...a few times)
When your sixteen years old and still watch the Saddle Club.
When you have accounts on all sorts of horse websites, but don't have a myspace
When your AIM username is your horse's name
When, instead of a pic of your boyfriend in your wallet/on your binder, you have a collage of your horse.
When you still play human hunters, at sixteen years old.
When you use a little bit of alfalfa as a bookmark in your schoolbook.
When your backpack usually contains horse magazines and your riding jacket.
When you go to school in a jacket covered with dust and horsehair, and wonder what the smell is that people around you are complaining about.
when your school friends say, "I like horses, but they smell!" And you reply "but that's one of the best parts!!!"
When your friends have french manicures while you have dirt shoved under your nails and calluses from holding reins and lunge lines.
When each stable-related scar you have is a treasure:
(this is where Danny bit me when he was little, this is from when I was breaking in my tall boots, this is from when my toe got stepped on so hard that it bled)
When your first thought when tripping or falling over something is "heels down! Shoulders back! GRAB MANE!!!"
When you wear Paddock boots with your homecoming dress...
***I can go on and on, and these are all things that I've done/do!!!!***
WHEN YOU TWO-POINT SPEED BUMPS WHILE ON THE ROAD!!!
--I've done this all my life and started the trend at my stables when we all go out to lunch...I yell "two-point" then we all two-point, including crest release, then count "strides" to the next speed bump
When you walk into a grocery store, and a random old man sniffs the air and says "Wooo-Wee! Smells like a horse here!" and you quietly sneak away to the next aisle.
When you're usually dressed in breeches, a polo, and tall boots when eating in a restaurant or seeing a movie.
When you have to be DRAGGED (literally) to your Hawaiian vacation by your family.
When you think your parents are serious when they ask "Why don't you just spend the night at the barn"?
When you use your horse's pulled mane hair as a prop for drama.
When you whinny to your horse as a greeting (I've taught myself how to, and horses sometimes respond!).
When you and your friends make a horsey rap
(for example: whinny nicker nicker snort, whinny nicker nicker snort....makes a great game when on a long drive in the car...little did we know, our instructor and the other cars were listening on the opposite end of the walkie-talkies)
When someone says "...horse" and you scream "WHERE!!!!" and just about jump out of the moving vehicle.
When you go to Seaworld to see the clydesdales.
When you're on a tour of a castle, see some horses, and never get to the castle because you're too busy taking pics of the horses on the trail leading to it.
When you're main concern when choosing a vacation location is how close are the nearest stables.
When you keep an extra set of clothes at the barn in case you're staying at a friend's place closer to the stables.
When half your wardrobe is breeches and polo shirts.
When your HORSE has more designer clothes than you.
When you refer to your horse as your "boy/baby" around non-horsey people, and they look at you with "isn't she a little too young" written on their foreheads.
When you'll make a birthday poster, throw a party, and make a cake for your horse, but you just go to the barn as usual for your 16th birthday.
When you can usually say your horses age before you can remember your own.
When you want a Eskadrons and a saddle for your sweet sixteen instead of a car.
When you read your horse a bedtime story.
When you take a lock of horsehair you found caught in a fence as a souvenir (shampoo it, rinse it, braid it into a pretty souvenir)
When you fall off a horse into a bank full of water and get stepped on and jump up saying "I LOVE CROSS-COUNTRY!!!"
When you pass out yourself because you were too busy brushing/refilling the buckets of your horse to get yourself a drink of water (been there...a few times)
When your sixteen years old and still watch the Saddle Club.
When you have accounts on all sorts of horse websites, but don't have a myspace
When your AIM username is your horse's name
When, instead of a pic of your boyfriend in your wallet/on your binder, you have a collage of your horse.
When you still play human hunters, at sixteen years old.
When you use a little bit of alfalfa as a bookmark in your schoolbook.
When your backpack usually contains horse magazines and your riding jacket.
When you go to school in a jacket covered with dust and horsehair, and wonder what the smell is that people around you are complaining about.
when your school friends say, "I like horses, but they smell!" And you reply "but that's one of the best parts!!!"
When your friends have french manicures while you have dirt shoved under your nails and calluses from holding reins and lunge lines.
When each stable-related scar you have is a treasure:
(this is where Danny bit me when he was little, this is from when I was breaking in my tall boots, this is from when my toe got stepped on so hard that it bled)
When your first thought when tripping or falling over something is "heels down! Shoulders back! GRAB MANE!!!"
When you wear Paddock boots with your homecoming dress...
***I can go on and on, and these are all things that I've done/do!!!!***
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