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I am having a sweet 16 jersey shore party! I need to know like what i should wear to be like snooki. Please dont answer that she doesnt wear nothing or dresses like a whore. And I just need party ideas please.
Thank you!
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Makeup:
Get dirt, preferably with an orange tint, and mix it with water and smear it all over your face. Puree carrots and soak your face in the juice the day before if you can't find any orangey dirt. Then, rub black food dye all around your eyes. It stays longer than regular old makeup and you'll need it because you'll be partying hard, and you don't want the world to end if your makeup runs, because it will.
Hair:
If your hair isn't already black, dye it. Put a gallon of product in your hair. Get hair extensions galore. We all know her secret. Ask your local gym for armpit hair and glue it together to get the perfect length instead of paying 300 bucks for remy human hair. Go to the pet store and buy a rat with babies. Put them in your hair, 75% fake at this point, then clip them in, sealing their greasy, hairy fate. Simple.
Outfit:
Dress like a whore. A shiny, short, shiny whore. Wear black, patent leather 8" stiletto high heels. Giggle like a retard if you get too drunk to walk in them and start waddling down the sidewalk, or if one breaks. Or both. Then break down crying about it 30 seconds later.
Other/ party ideas:
Wear too much perfume. PePeLePew, a fancy designer perfume, would work best. Use the whole bottle. For added fun, hire some random guy to come to your party and punch you in the face. I'm sure any guy will once he hears "sweet 16" and "jersey shore party" smashed together like Twinkies that have been in the bottom of a backpack for two months. The food dye comes in handy here, as well, to mask the black eye that you may receive. It should stay for two weeks until you're in the clear. You want to make this as realistic as possible, because everyone knows that the show isn't scripted. Get really drunk, even if your mom won't allow it because that's all that the show is about anyways.
Use this photo as a reference: http://flipthatbird.com/wp-content/themes/StudioPress/images/middle-finger-retro.jpg
Makeup:
Get dirt, preferably with an orange tint, and mix it with water and smear it all over your face. Puree carrots and soak your face in the juice the day before if you can't find any orangey dirt. Then, rub black food dye all around your eyes. It stays longer than regular old makeup and you'll need it because you'll be partying hard, and you don't want the world to end if your makeup runs, because it will.
Hair:
If your hair isn't already black, dye it. Put a gallon of product in your hair. Get hair extensions galore. We all know her secret. Ask your local gym for armpit hair and glue it together to get the perfect length instead of paying 300 bucks for remy human hair. Go to the pet store and buy a rat with babies. Put them in your hair, 75% fake at this point, then clip them in, sealing their greasy, hairy fate. Simple.
Outfit:
Dress like a whore. A shiny, short, shiny whore. Wear black, patent leather 8" stiletto high heels. Giggle like a retard if you get too drunk to walk in them and start waddling down the sidewalk, or if one breaks. Or both. Then break down crying about it 30 seconds later.
Other/ party ideas:
Wear too much perfume. PePeLePew, a fancy designer perfume, would work best. Use the whole bottle. For added fun, hire some random guy to come to your party and punch you in the face. I'm sure any guy will once he hears "sweet 16" and "jersey shore party" smashed together like Twinkies that have been in the bottom of a backpack for two months. The food dye comes in handy here, as well, to mask the black eye that you may receive. It should stay for two weeks until you're in the clear. You want to make this as realistic as possible, because everyone knows that the show isn't scripted. Get really drunk, even if your mom won't allow it because that's all that the show is about anyways.
Use this photo as a reference: http://flipthatbird.com/wp-content/themes/StudioPress/images/middle-finger-retro.jpg
What Job Can I Get If I'm 14?
Daniel
I'm 14 years old, I really wanna get started working in New Jersey, Where can I work??
Answer
Look up your state laws. I know here in FL they have limited hours and can't handle cash or prepare food, so most kids get jobs as signholders, or baggers at grocery stores. you can also maybe start your own business if you're responsible....lawn services, baby/pet-sitting, assisting older/very busy people with chores such as grocery shopping/cleaning...if you're creative you could make some sort of product to sell, such as designing t-shirts, backpacks, jewelry or "spirit sandals" to sell to kids you go to school with....
@ Suqarcake- if there's a Winn-Dixie in your area, they hire 14/15 yearolds and you get 2 4-hour shifts on the weekends, and can work if schools not in session, such as school holidays
Look up your state laws. I know here in FL they have limited hours and can't handle cash or prepare food, so most kids get jobs as signholders, or baggers at grocery stores. you can also maybe start your own business if you're responsible....lawn services, baby/pet-sitting, assisting older/very busy people with chores such as grocery shopping/cleaning...if you're creative you could make some sort of product to sell, such as designing t-shirts, backpacks, jewelry or "spirit sandals" to sell to kids you go to school with....
@ Suqarcake- if there's a Winn-Dixie in your area, they hire 14/15 yearolds and you get 2 4-hour shifts on the weekends, and can work if schools not in session, such as school holidays
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